Hey, Fucktards! Interceptions = Wins!

Look, I don’t know how many times I have to tell you fucking people this. There is no quarterback controversy. None. We don’t have any quarterback controversy at all. Are we clear on this? Hey, you, the pencilnecked cockgobbler on the cell phone. You fucking hearing this? No quarterback controversy!

Yes, Jeff Garcia got more reps today. But Brian Griese is the fucking starter. Period. Just like Garcia was the starter in the first week. Then he wasn’t. And now Griese has thrown six interceptions in two weeks. I don’t see what’s so goddamn controversial about that. We won both games, didn’t we? In fact, it looks to me like the more picks we throw, the better we do. Garcia only threw one against New Orleans and we pissed the game away. Griese has been tossing the rock to all kinds of guys in the wrong color and he hasn’t lost a game yet. What do all you ass-munchers think of that? Two weeks ago we only squeaked by with a field goal and last week we won by nine. The way I see it, if Griese can throw ten to twelve good, quality interceptions, we should beat shit out of the Broncos by at least 40 points.

HEY, STOP TALKING WHEN I’M FUCKING TALKING!

Yeah, all you smart guys got all your stats. You can point to his 62.5 passer rating or his 55.5% completion rate or his “career low” of 5.6 yards per attempt. But we keep turning the ball over and we keep winning. And no one, repeat, NO ONE is better at turning the ball over and winning than Brian motherfuckng Griese. So go back to your newspapers and your web sites and wherever the fuck you people go when you crawl away from my sight and write that. I swear, you fucking people have me so mad I could choke a punter.

Now, where’s Garcia? It’s time for him to take some first team reps.