The Texas Chainsaw Minor Laceration

Josh McCown was holding firewood for his brother, Luke McCown, to cut with a chainsaw. Guess why this is a story.

Josh McCown told Tyler television station KETK that he was holding the firewood and his brother, a backup quarterback for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, made the mistake of cutting his finger instead of the firewood.

Yeah, "mistake". Luke knows that the fewer quarterbacks there are out there, the more valuable he is. He's a nice guy, so he didn't go for the face or anything. Just his throwing hand. That's brotherly love right there. In the end, Josh only needed a few stitches.

Wait a second. It's the middle of July and they're in Texas. What the hell are they doing cutting firewood?