Tim Brown Is Bullish On BoA

Have you been wanting to invest in the stock market, but didn't have a retired NFL wide receiver to tell you what to buy? Well, your long wait is over! Tim Brown is writing a column for TheStreet.com where he picks teams and stocks.

I think going with the Chargers is a pretty easy call -- just look at the competition and track record.

Very bold. The only easier prediction to win a division is the Patriots. I wonder if his stock advice is just as deep.

Wachovia has been mired in a number of problems, while Citigroup has experienced problems of its own. Out of the group, I like Bank of America the best.

Yup, banks are experiencing problems. That should about cover it. Any further analysis would just be a waste of effort; kind of like fair catching every single punt that floats your way. But wait, do you have maybe one more useless football reference to throw in there to remind us why we might remember your name?

I'm going long with this play and I like our chances of connecting for a big score.

Perfect.