Not Nice, AJC

Below is the AJC's headline regarding Tennessee head coach Phil Fulmer's new contract:

Tennessee's Fulmer gets fat raise

You just had to use the word "fat", didn't you. You can't tell me that wasn't an intentional dig. Come on, Fulmer's not so fat.

Ok, well, at least he's not... no, wait, he's that, too. Hmm.

You just know that headline was written by a Georgia fan. Well, our coach may be fat, but your mascot is dead. Here's a photo of the late Uga VI. I rotated it 180 degrees to give you a better idea of how he looks right now.

And what did Uga VI die of? Congestive heart failure. Now who's fat? Take that, dead, fat dog!

(Tune in next week when I verbally abuse a disabled and orphaned eight-year old Alabama fan.)