Dre Moore Is Rich, Chubby

The Bucs just signed Dre Moore to his rookie contract, the details of which should be available later today. He can use at least part of that money to buy some Slim Fast shakes or whatever the hell he's going to need to get into shape before training camp. Jon Gruden likes him, but wants him to be in better condition.

"He still has a long way to go to master playing pro football in this area of the country," Gruden said of Moore, a Charlotte, N.C., native who played his college ball at Maryland. "He's going to have stamina issues until he gets himself into great shape.

Hey, stamina issues happen to every guy, right? At least that's what I am told. Constantly.