Cadillac Is Still Boring Me In Vegas

About a month ago, I did a small piece on Cadillac Williams being in Las Vegas and not doing anything noteworthy. Well, he's still there. I'm not sure if he ever left. I heard he was at the OTAs, but he could have just hired a look-alike to limp around the field for a few minutes. I was taught that a month in Vegas was generally spent having lots of unprotected hooker sex and buying shopping carts full of booze. Cadillac must have been watching a different movie.

NFL Tampa Bay Buccaneers Running Back Carnell Lamar "Cadillac" Williams was at Playboy Club at the Palms hanging out in the exclusive Fireplace Lounge with 6 friends. Carnell was drinking Patron Platinum and Grey Goose while singing to the music and dancing with his friends.

Don't let the word "Playboy" fool you. I don't think it's like going to Hef's mansion in Chicago and spending a few hours in the grotto. I'm pretty sure it's just a club (NFL Adam, you're a hopeless compulsive gambler -- tell us what it's like.) So, yeah, in an article that includes the headline "Babe Sandwich", the most interesting thing Cadillac is doing is singing. Maybe the song had some racy lyrics? Give me something to work with, people!

As an aside, what's with The Vegas Eye using guys' middle names in their article? They do the same thing with "Braylon Jamel Edwards". Are they in trouble or something? I always hated when my mom did that to me. Of course, my middle name is Gofuckyourself (it's Dutch-Hungarian), so maybe that had something to do with it.