The Bucs Need To Sign Adam Archuleta Today

Look, I'm not saying that the Buccaneers need Adam Archuleta on their team. I'm not even advocating keeping him around when the roster is cut to 53. The Bucs have enough safeties and they're all better than Archuleta. But his wife is August 2001 Playmate of the Month Jennifer Walcott.

See, signing Archuleta will inevitably lead to the occasional mention of Jennifer, which means I'll have to go hunting for pictures of her to post here, which makes everyone who is reading this a winner. And do you know the kinds of pictures out there of Playmates? Good ones. If I just go posting photos of Jennifer for no good reason, then I'm a hack who is trying anything to get you to read. But if Archuleta is on the team, I can post the same pictures and be considered relevant! The Jeff Garcia thing has worked out pretty well so far, right? So join me in the campaign for the Bucs to sign Archuleta through training camp and let's spend the summer enjoying ourselves with gratuitous bikini pics and intensive stretching.