Charles Lee Is Getting A New Uniform

Specifically, it's an orange jumpsuit with a ten-digit number across the front.

Former Buccaneer receiver Charles Lee pled no contest to armed robbery charges and was sentenced to five years in prison. Although, it's prison in Orlando, so how bad can it really be? I mean, Disney owns that whole town at this point; they probably own the prison, too. Every cell probably has a magic teacup in it and all the food workers sing "It's a Small World" as you work your way down the chow line. I could probably live with that. Although getting shower-raped by a guy in a big-head Goofy costume has to be a little extra insulting. I'm guessing here.