Temperance And Chastity In Las Vegas

I know it's nice to find a story about an NFL player hanging out in Las Vegas where someone doesn't get shot and/or paralyzed. And if anyone is going to be in one of those stories, I'm glad it's Cadillac Williams. But I didn't realize that if you take the whores and guns out of a Vegas celebrity story, it's pretty much boring as hell.

Cadillac Williams (Tampa Bay Buccaneers) and Carlos Rogers (retired NBA star) dined at N9NE Steakhouse on Friday night in a group of 14. The table toasted with shots of Patron and enjoyed such dishes as N9NE Signature Rock Shrimp, Spring Rolls and N9NE Perfect Stuffed Mushrooms. Cadillac and Carlos then met up with Ronnie Brown (Miami Dolphins) at Rain Nightclub for Rev Run's performance at the "Music is the Currency" party.

Jeez, even the concert is rated PG. I wonder what happened after the show let out. Wait, let me guess. They all went out for refreshing sarsaparillas and got to bed by midnight. No hooker corpses in shallow desert graves, no mob beatings after trying to skip out on a seven-digit line, not even a single garbage bag full of dollar bills to entice a stage full of strippers to crawl around like dogs. All this moderation and restraint better make him the opening day starter or else he's going to owe me an apology for this lame-ass story.