Brett Favre Is Going To Get Aaron Rodgers Killed

In the words of Eddie Murphy who was impersonating Richard Pryor, Brett Favre needs to have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up.

The Sun-Herald, a newspaper in Mississippi, is working on a Favre book. In the process of writing the foreward for this book, one of the writers was, again, asking Favre about unretiring, except he was a little more specific.

When asked if he would return to football if the Packers called because of team injuries, Favre said:

"It would be hard to pass up, I guess. But three months from now, say that presents itself, I may say, you know what, I'm so glad I made that decision. I'm feel very comfortable in what I'm doing and my decision.

"Yeah, I can probably be up there doing that and playing, but again, I don't know. It's only speculating. I think the world of that team. I had a lot of fun, not only this year, but over my career. Those guys I played with this past year, a lot of young guys, a lot of fun.

Residents of Green Bay are only going to see all the backpedaling and qualifying Favre does. They're only going to see that for Favre, "it would be hard to pass up" if someone on the Packers got hurt and necessitated his return to the team. If I'm Aaron Rodgers, I'm hiring someone to start my car for me and taste my meals in restaurants. Have you ever seen one of those horror movies where everyone in the town is watching the main character and waiting for him to let up his guard even for a second so they can descend on him like a bunch of vampires? That's Aaron Rodgers in Green Bay now.

Brett is going to get interviewed constantly for the next year or so, just like Dan Marino and Joe Montana did when they retired. But now that he's gone on record with Peter King that he's not going to unretire, he needs to be absolute in his responses to that question or not even acknowledge it at all. All this wishy-washy nonsense is making him look more like a chick every day.