More College Guys Are Coming Into One Buc Than (Insert Filthy Joke Here)

I've gotten a couple letters asking about the DeSean Jackson visit to Tampa and what it means. It means very little. The Bucs are bringing in many players of all different grades for private workouts and film sessions. They are also flying out to various pro days and private workouts at the player's home towns, depending on what is most convenient. This doesn't make Jackson any more likely to be picked than he was last week.

In fact, public opinion seems to be turning a little based on multiple reports that Jackson is huge, huge cockbag. There has also been some talk that Jackson was involved with marijuana, although the rumor that he was suspended for one game for smoking pot was denied by Cal. Still, a pot rumor may be all a team needed to add to his weight and height and douchiness to pass him over.

The Bucs have scheduled or already had in Mike Jenkins (CB, USF), Trae Williams (CB, USF), Dexter Jackson (WR, Appalachian State), Jamaal Charles (RB, Texas), Lavelle Hawkins (WR, Cal), Duane Brown (OT, Virginia Tech) and others whose names no one will tell me. The point is that the Jackson visit is no big deal. Get it? "No big deal"? Jackson is short! Oh, your bellies are going to hurt for a while on that one!