Matt Leinart Is Friendly

There's something wrong with this picture, but I can't quite put my finger on it. I thought Matt Leinart was a lefty, but he's working the neck with his right hand. Maybe that's it. Or maybe it's the guy wearing a Cincinnati Reds cap in Arizona. That's just plain freaky. Could it be that a professional football player mock-fellating a dude at a party? Hmmm... that's seems close, but...

Oh, I know! It's that a professional football player is mock-fellating a dude at a party and someone was allowed to take a picture of it. In fact, it seems like he's posing, doesn't it? Can he really be this stupid? Getting underage chicks hammered in a hot tub is one thing; that kind of shit will blow over pretty quick unless you go all Mark Chmura on them. But sucking down a longneck that that has been placed on your friend's junk and staying still long enough for a picture to be taken of it? Yeah, this will be a fun camp for him this year.

I can't imagine how happy Brady Quinn is right now. That photo of him in college grabbing his buddy's package has just been erased from history.