Jon Gruden Is About To Get Penalized, Pissed

One of the items being discussed during the team meetings is mutual respect between the players and the officials on the field. I guess players don't like being called "boy" or put in headlocks. Buncha pussies.

But it's going to work the other way, too, as the officials are demanding better respect from the players. And the coaches.

The league will even monitor what head coaches say to officials, although a coach would have to deliver "a direct f-bomb shot" for an official to assess a 15-yard penalty, [Mike] Pereira said.

Oh fuck. If anything is going to make Jon Gruden say "fuck you", it's someone trying to tell him he can't say the word "fuck" to officials he disagrees with (or anyone else in the world). Will he even be able to express himself without using that word, or will his face just explode in mid-sentence from the building pressure? That's certainly an exciting aspect of it, but this is obviously a point of emphasis directly aimed at costing the Buccaneers at least 100 penalty yards per game. Fuckers.

"This is freaking ridiculous! Are you flipping blind?!?" Doesn't sound right, does it?

When told he would not be able to use that word with officials anymore, Gruden responded, "Up yours, chump. I said it 906 times before lunch."