Earnest Graham Is Bowling For Children

Earnest Graham is holding a bowling tournament to benefit Big Brothers Big Sisters of Southwest Florida. For $300, you and three friends/ringers can bowl against Graham, Mike Alstott, Michael Clayton, Dexter Jackson (really?) and Cadillac Williams among others. Here's a hint: Don't let Cadillac on your team. His knee is all fucked up.

If you really want to help the kids out and have some blackmail money just burning a hole in your pocket, you can be a sponsor of the event and get hang out with the players even longer.

Some of the incentives for sponsors include tickets to Tampa Bay Buccaneers games, exclusive dinner with Earnest Graham and friends following the game, corporate parties at Gator Lanes, and various promotional and advertising before and during the event.

Go to hereforthekids.org to register. Seriously, how much would you and three of your buddies spend for a night of bowling anyway? Lane fees are out of control these days. This way, your money goes to help kids and you get to meet some Bucs players at the same time. So if you live in Naples, make a night of it and do it. And don't let the name "Gator Lanes" scare you away; it's just a name. But, if by some weird chance Tim Tebow does show up, do me a solid and drop a bowling ball on his foot.