Jon Gruden Holds The Wood

Jon Gruden was John Daly's caddie for seven holes at the PODS Championship Golf Tournament yesterday at Innisbrook. And, really, the only words that meant anything to me at all in that sentence were "Jon Gruden".

Daly spent the rain delay at the Hooters Owl's Nest, a corporate hospitality tent near the 11th fairway, when he hooked up with Gruden. That's when he hatched the plan to turn the Bucs' coach into a caddie the rest of the afternoon.

After it got too dark to play, the tournament was suspended until the next day. As everyone was filing into the clubhouse, Gruden could be heard exclaiming, "We're all gonna get laid!"