Sapp Will Probably Retire As A Raider

Bruce Allen talked a lot but didn't say much at the Super Bowl. The only thing of any real interest he said is that he doesn't think Warren Sapp will sign a one-day contract with the Buccaneers so he can officially retire as a Buc.

On the possibility of signing Warren Sapp to a one-day contract so he could retire as a Buccaneer: "He's a Raider," Allen said. "And I understood he's going to do a Raider retirement."

A "Raider retirement" generally consists of shotgunning a fifth of Wild Turkey and then stabbing a sacrificial Chargers fan.