Jon Gruden Is A Slap-Dick

No, I haven't turned into a hater. He said it himself in an interview on Yahoo! Sports (mind the exclamation point.) Gruden talks about the time he interviewed Jeff Garcia for a spot with the Raiders.

"I didn't spend enough time with him that day," the coach says. "If I had sat down with him and gotten to know him, I'd have understood, and we'd have gotten him then. But I was clueless.

"That's why Bill Walsh is in the Hall of Fame and I'm a slap-dick."

I'm not exactly sure what a slap-dick is, but it sounds like it would hurt unless done by a trained professional. Anyway, the article is a good one about Garcia's history with Gruden and how they work together.