Carmella Garcia Is #1

And I'm not counting with my hands.

Carmella Garcia was ranked the Sexiest Athlete Wife of 2007 by Co-Ed Magazine, which did away with any "words" or "commentary" and just ripped off a bunch of skin shots from other magazines and consolidated them onto one page. Or, as I call it, the Lord's work.

The list is pretty good, but have you seen Eva Longoria lately? She's gotten kind of spooky recently. And Jeff Gordon's beard has no place on the list. She should be immediately removed and replaced with Jake Plummer's wife. That is, if they can get a shot of her where her halo doesn't cause too much lens flare. It's a problem.