Joey Porter Is Inappropriate, Jackass

Joey Porter has very few redeeming qualities, but when he opens his mouth it's like blogger's gold. Porter was asked if he would welcome Ricky Williams back to the locker room.

"Yeah I would. We're 0-9," Porter said. "I'd welcome bin Laden if he could run the ball like Ricky did."

bin Laden might actually be better than Williams. He's 50 years old and hooked up to a dialysis machine half the day, but has still managed to elude armies of trained soldiers for years. Plus you know that bin Laden isn't constantly high. He might have a tough time finding an agent that meets his criterion, though.

Man, I really hope this quote gets some legs and Porter has to explain in public that he doesn't really want Osama bin Laden to join the Dolphins. Then he'll start talking in enormously exaggerated overly-patriotic cliches and possibly start crying. Somewhere, Levi Jones is waiting in anticipation for this to explode.