You Know Who Could Use Some Bad Press Now? The Falcons.

After allowing the Falcons to enjoy a two game winning streak, the Football Gods realized that the team had not suffered nearly enough for giving a $130 million contract to a grown man who drowns puppies. So, they spun their Wheel-O-Scandals and after just barely clicking over "DUI" and "Tranny Hookers" it landed on -- STEROIDS!

God how I wish it had landed on tranny hookers.

A Texas man, ensnarled in an international anabolic steroids sting called "Operation Raw Deal," pleaded guilty to a federal charge of conspiring to distribute anabolic steroids. The man claims to have ties to the Falcons and the Dallas Cowboys.

The Falcons claim no knowledge of him, but that's no surprise. It's not like the team's official steroid provider is going to have an office at their headquarters. His contacts, of course, were the players themselves. Who are huge steroid users, by the way.

Man, how stupid. What kind of jackass is going to try and get away with taking steroids with all the testing technology they have out these days?

The Falcons dealt with a steroids issue last season when offensive lineman Matt Lehr was suspended for four games for violating the league's steroids policy. Lehr, now playing with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, told the AJC last November that during his suspension, he returned to his Dallas-area home to work out and be near a support system to help him through the suspension.

Oooh, yeah. Right. Hey, sorry about that "jackass" comment, Matt. We all know you're clean now after seeing the public service video on the effects of steroids.