Arron Sears Is Now A Verb
Published: November 2nd, 2007By Bucstats.com weblog
Volunteer quarterback Erik Ainge was discussing how their young guys have to step up because they don't have those high-impact players they had over the past few years. Then he made his English teacher proud.
"We have to do the right things and we have to make the right blocks -- we can't just go Arron Sears somebody," Ainge said, referring to the 6-foot-4, 320-pound All-American offensive tackle now with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
Ainge also mentioned Jamal Lewis and Robert Meachem in that conversation, but neither of those guys got their full name transformed into a predicate, which I think should be kind of an honor. Who else could we do that with?
- "Let's Jim Brown the ball up the gut!"
- "I totally Paris Hiltoned my sobriety test."
- "Man, I'd like to Peter North her all night long."
- "If you're wrong about these projections, I'm gonna Michael Vick your career."
The meaning can change based on context, too.
- "He didn't use a condom and now I've got to get tested to see if he Michael Vicked me."
You've got some, right? Leave them in the comments.
