Philadelphia Is Full Of Ugly Assholes

Hey, I just calls 'em like I reads 'em.

Philadelphia is home to the least attractive people in the United States, a survey of visitors and residents showed on Friday.

The city of more than 1.5 million people was also found to be among the least stylish, least active, least friendly and least worldly, according to the "America's Favorite Cities" survey by Travel & Leisure magazine and CNN Headline News.

See? I wasn't kidding. Was there ever any doubt that they would use a photo of a bunch of Eagles fans to drive this point home?

The only good thing to come out of Philadelphia in the last 100 years is "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia", and I'm pretty sure that could be moved to a filthy New York warehouse and still retain the dingy shithole atmosphere they get by being on location. So at least now it's official. And you all thought I was being too extreme when I suggested we designate Philadelphia as the Nuclear Whipping Boy.