Marcus Jones Is Gonna Kick Someone’s Ass

Ever wonder what former Bucs defensive tackle Marcus Jones was doing with his time? Even a little? No? Well, you better fake some interest pretty damn quick or Jones is gonna take your head off.

World Fighting Championships (WFC), a Tampa Bay, Florida company promoting Mixed Martial Arts (MMA) on the East Coast, announces a fight featuring former Tampa Bay Buccaneer defensive tackle, Marcus Jones. Jones will make his professional MMA debut as a part of 'WFC V: Cage Wars" on Friday evening, October 26, 2007 in Expo Hall at the Florida State Fairgrounds.

The announcement neglects to inform us who Jones is actually fighting. But since the fight is being held at the prestigious Fairgrounds, you know it's going to be someone good. Maybe he's fighting the ring girl or the referee or a hobo. Anyway, if you're interested, tickets are still available at the box office. To get there, just take a left at the tree stump shaped like Jay Leno's head and ask for a guy named Piggy.