Why Are You Trying To Ruin My Friday?

In an article that proclaims Steve Spurrier as the best coach the South Carolina Gamecocks ever had, the author goes on to speculate what Spurrier's next career move would be.

Who knows?

LSU or the NFL's Tampa Bay Buccaneers may call if Les Miles leaves, or Jon Gruden is fired, or Gruden goes to LSU.

You shut your mouth, sir. If the Bucs tank the rest of the season and Gruden is fired, I'm willing to accept that. And I would welcome just about any coach with an open mind and optimism. But not Spurrier. Fuck Spurrier right in the pants. Are people writing things now just to upset me?