Corey Dillon Is A Man Of Few Word(s)

Published: October 2nd, 2007
By Bucstats.com weblog

In an effort to try and bolster their running back depth now that Cadillac Williams is out for the year, the Buccaneers reached out to Corey Dillon, whose name would have been perfect for a white 80s teen heartthrob. Dillon would have said he's not interested, but that would have taken too much effort.

Steve Feldman, the agent for Dillon, confirmed that the Bucs contacted him before the game was finished. Feldman then asked Dillon if he was interested via a text message.

"No," is what Dillon replied in a text back to Feldman.

Someone ought to introduce Dillon to that girl Fat Mike sings about.




'I dunno, Corey.  Is this it?  Is this the end of my career?  I have all these feelings and thoughts and regrets going through my head.  What should I do?'  'Guh.'  'Thanks, Corey.  I never thought of it that way before.'  'Buh.'

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