Michael Clayton Doesn’t Go In The Jar

Michael Clayton explained why he blew up at Jon Gruden during the St. Louis game and grabbed his shirt.

"I told him, 'Don't do that to me,'" Clayton said Wednesday. "Hell no, I don't ever want to come out of a game again."

The fact that Clayton did not have a pair of scissors sticking out of his eye while he made the statement implies that Gruden has gotten over the incident. He's a bigger man than me. Not physically, of course. Gruden is kind of tiny... like an angry troll doll.

Clayton went on to explain that he was pulled because (surprise!) he wasn't securing the ball. Richard Mann wanted him to cool down for a while and Gruden told him to get his head out of his ass. So, is he discouraged?

Clayton said despite the slow start and Sunday's confrontation, he remains confident. "I don't go in the jar," Clayton said. "I'm too positive and mentally focused. I don't go in the jar."

Is this some new lingo the kids say that I don't know about yet? Or is it an actual jar? And if so, what is in the jar? There could be Stickum in the jar. That's something Clayton definitely isn't touching. A good pair of hands and a decent haircut could also be in the jar. Damn, now I really want to know. WHAT'S IN THE JAR, MICHAEL?!? WHY ARE YOU TEASING ME?!