Aggressive Doesn’t Mean What It Used To

To follow up on the only story from yesterday, Chidi Ahanotu was arrested in Boston yesterday at a seafood restaurant for stalking his ex-fiance. With a cell phone.

An arrest warrant against him claims that between August 2006 and this September, Ahanotu "did willfully, maliciously and repeatedly send electronic text messages to the victim's cell phone in which he threatened to harm the victim, placing her in fear for her life," according to the release.

The story says Ahanotu suffers from "Post-NFL Aggression", which I've never heard of, but sounds like a syndrome that could make for some cool news stories. You'd think an aggressive NFL player who has been cast aside by the league and has nothing left to lose would get into some ass kicking bar fights and smack some cheap hookers around while waiting for the guy with the eight-ball to finally get there. But no. He's sending text messages.

OMG IM GNA KYA BCH!! I WNT MY $!!

Ahanotu was also Baker Act-ed in July after his business partner received some suicidal text messages from him and reported him to the police. When the police came, they found Ahanotu with a bottle of vodka and pills. Hoo boy.

So, to recap, Ahanotu is depressed, threatening suicide with pills and sending hateful text messages to his ex. I believe this officially makes him a 14-year old goth girl.