Chidi Ahanotu Has Been Watching You

Chidi Ahanotu has been finding ways to occupy his time since he last played football. He started Magellan Entertainment, a "sports management" company that he is so proud of that his own line is disconnected. But mostly, he's been stalking people.

Hillsborough sheriff's detectives have issued a warrant for the arrest of former Buccaneers defensive end Chidi Ahanotu on an aggravated stalking charge, sheriff's spokesman J.D. Callaway said.

I like the term "aggravated stalking" because it implies that he doesn't care if he is seen or not. Like he's following his victim about six feet behind them shouting, "Hey! I'm watching you and going where you go! Hey, I'm talking to you! I like those shoes! What are they, Jeffery-Wests?!? Those are sweet!"

Police aren't releasing any details on the case yet, probably because they want to make sure they have the right Chidi Ahanotu.