Morten Andersen Is Old, Employed Again

In order to raise their scoring and bring their team back from an 0-2 start, the Falcons sought the help of a 47-year old kicker. There's no part of that sentence I didn't like.

Morten Andersen will rejoin the Falcons and replace current kicker Matt Prader, who is currently 1 of 4 (his accuracy rate, not his Borg designation,) for the season. It's going to be difficult for Andersen to fight off the soreness and fatigue that comes with being a senior citizen in the NFL. Luckily for him, the banned substance list doesn't include laudanum.