News That Is Totally Shocking

Jerramy Stevens was found guilty of DUI in Scottsdale yesterday and will be sentenced on October 2. He'll still be available for the Seattle game and likely every other game until his sentencing. Which could be up to 30 days in jail.

Stevens, 27, told police he had "four or five" margaritas. Police said his eyes were "bloodshot." With his blood-alcohol content .204 - the impairment limit in Arizona is .08 - Stevens is in the "extreme DUI" category, which allows for stiffer penalties under state law.

How long until "Extreme DUI" is a show on Court TV? Roger Goodell won't waste time suspending Stevens from the league for at least four games. The big question is whether the suspension will run concurrent with whatever sentence he is given or if he'll wait until Stevens is released. The Buccaneers could lose him for up to 8 or 9 games if everyone really wants to screw him. Which they probably should if they ever want him to learn a lesson.