David Boston Enjoys Drugs

At least one of them, anyway. The results from David Boston's drug tests came back and, sure enough, they have enough evidence to proceed with the case.

Police said a laboratory analysis turned up at least one illegal substance in the urine of Bucs wide receiver David Boston, who was arrested Aug. 23 after he was found asleep behind the wheel at a traffic light.

Since he was arrested in Pinellas Park, my money is on bathtub meth.

Later, at the Pinellas County Jail, his urine was tested for 10 common drugs - among them cocaine, marijuana, amphetamines, barbiturates, opiates, ecstasy, and Boycotting. His urine contained none of these drugs, a police report says.

Wait... "Boycotting"? I actually went back and re-read that to make sure I didn't clip a piece of the wrong story. When did it become ok to use adverbs to name drugs? Anyway, Boston is such a health freak that I'd imagine he stays away from that kind of stuff. What else could it be? Think, think...

A sample of Boston's urine was also sent to the Pinellas County Forensic Laboratory. Analysts were asked to test the urine for some additional substances. One was GHB, which experts describe as a body-building agent that also works as a sedative and causes people to go to sleep.

Ding ding ding! I'm going to say this is what they will find in his system. This is also the date rape drug, so he might argue that someone slipped it to him. Sebastian Janikowski was unavailable for comment.