Jon Gruden Would Like You To Shut Your Noisehole About Chris Simms

After the 2,000th news parasite asked Jon Gruden the 10,000,000th question about Chris Simms, he had a slight "moment".

"I ain't going to talk about it anymore, really," Gruden said. "I've talked about it all year. He's a guy we're trying to get into the game and into the groove, OK? But every day, geez."

It's not a Denny Green batshit moment, for sure. But it's probably enough to where the local media will complain that the coach is withholding vital information regarding the team's fourth-string quarterback and how the public really deserves to know the detailed gameplan of a worthless exhibition game. Then Rick Stroud with diagnose Gruden with bi-polar disorder.