Chris Colmer Enjoys Hip Hop. Fo Shizzle.

The Hamptons (or the "Hampty Hampts" if you're a douche) holds an annual hip hop festival in Quogue. Go ahead and let that sink in. Oxymorons are fun!

Anyway, Chris Colmer, the former Buccaneer who was cut this summer after it was discovered he just couldn't play because he had Ted Turner Syndrome (that was the name of it, right?), stopped by the festival and took some time to enjoy the festivities.

Chris Colmer of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and Scott Kooistra of the Cincinnati Bengals stopped by to see Jeru the Damaja, DJ Pookie, and Big Bone freestyle on the mic.

Come on, it's funny. You needed this after the dog picture, right?