Bucs Contact Punchy McRoidhead

Are you kidding me?

The Bucs contacted former fullback Rick Razzano on Friday morning as the organization looks to find a replacement for Mike Alstott, who went on the injured reserve list and may not play again.

No, no, no. The team is not looking for a replacement for Alstott. B.J. Askew is Alstott's replacement. They are looking for a backup fullback. I have it all planned out. Earnest Graham will backup Askew. The team is using the Rocket backfield quite a bit and a fullback won't be on the field as much as before. If your options are Byron Storer and Razzano, just forget having a dedicated backup at all and use the roster spot elsewhere. How about a defensive lineman or wide receiver? They only have 53 slots and those areas seem to need more bodies than the offensive backfield right now.