Reset The Catapult And Let’s Get This Over With

Now Chris Simms has got a sore arm and can't throw? He's done. Bruce Allen cut the team's best pass rusher without warning during dinner -- after making him report to camp. Simms will be lucky if Allen doesn't breathe fire on him. Most likely he'll be seated on a huge catapult and flung off the property along with everything that was in his locker. With Luke McCown looking good so far and Simms having zero trade value (if Daunte Culpepper couldn't generate any nibbles for the Dolphins, what chance does Simms have?) it's becoming a serious possibility that Simms will be unceremoniously cut in the near future.