Jake Remains Retired - Part 523 Of A Series

This guy from the Colorado Springs Gazette does everything but nominate Jake Plummer for sainthood in yet another article proclaiming that Jon Gruden is barking up the wrong tree. The only reason I link to this particular one is because of the weird obsession the author has with Jake.

Jake Plummer insists his long, strange football journey is over. And he deserves applause.

Not for his dazzling ability. It's his imagination that inspires admiration.

What the fuck? According to the author, Plummer didn't lose his job because of the crippling interceptions or inconsistency. It's because he dared to question Mike Shanahan. Because Jake lives by him own rules, baby. You just know the author has a Crush-style shrine to Plummer in his basement. "Ever do a reporter? I know you want to."