Jeff Garcia Works The Pole

From SportsbyBrooks.

There's more there, but I think you get the point. I've never subscribed to the theory that Jeff Garcia is gay. His overt and very public displays of affection with his new wife may smack of a man who is trying desperately to convince a mostly uncaring crowd that he is, indeed, straight, but that doesn't mean he's hiding anything. And I think the fact that he looks completely out of place in his black Prada shirt is proof enough that, at the very least, he can never dress good enough to be truly gay. I mean, this is a man who is just begging for a golf shirt and some Hush Puppies. At the same time, pole dancing in Vegas doesn't exactly scream, "I like chicks!", even if he is doing it for his Playmate of the Year wife. And don't even get me started on her dress. Ewww.

But believing something isn't true doesn't mean we can't make jokes about it all the same. Hell, that's half of what this web site is based on. Which is why most of my disappointed lies with Ski, who went ahead and made the Jeff Garcia/weiners joke but didn't feel it was necessary to post this photo. Or, you know... link to it or something.