Dispatches from a Time Traveller

Salutations and greetings to all you Bucs fans who are frequent readers of BucStats (all two of you). My name is ski and I will be filling in very infrequently over the next couple of days for the author of this site. For those who are unfamiliar with my work go check out the even more infrequently updated Best Bucs Blog. A quick note on the title of this post, I live in Washington DC but I am out in LA for the week and thus despite the fact I had four of sleep last night my circadian clock has forced me awake. But let's get to what really matters....

Who ya got in the hot dog eating contest? I am going against my heart and picking Kobayashi who is pulling the rope-a-dope on Chestnut, the American. To try and draw this back towards the Bucs, which player would make a champion hot dog eater? Five years ago the answer would be easy (Sapp) but now with Booger gone it's not so easy. Hovan and Anthony Davis are the obvious choices but I am going with a sleeper pick in this mythical Buccaneer hot dog eating contest.....Jeff Garcia. I hear he loves to take weiners to the face.

Love United, Hate Glazer

In other psuedo-Bucs news, big thanks to Rays Index for sending me this picture which proves that the Brits irrational hatred of Malcolm Glazer had little trouble crossing the pond. All the Glazers did with Man U was win Premier Leagues title last year. But the Brits aren't all bad, after all a Limey is responsible for BucPower.

(Note: I am fucking retarded when it comes to figuring out how to post pictures on movable type so until I can figure that out I am just posting a link to the picture. And yeah, I suck.)