Bucky Brooks Is Delusional

Bucky Brooks, a former cornerback who bounced between five different teams (multiple times) in four years in the mid-90s and failed to ever record an interception, ranks the top 25 wide receivers in the league. He leaves off Joey Galloway but decides Mark Clayton and Reggie Brown should be on there. That is reason enough to not take him seriously. This, though, could be admitted as evidence if he ever decides to plead insanity in the future:

20. Calvin Johnson, Detroit Lions: The rookie playmaker from Georgia Tech is set to make the biggest impact of any rookie receiver since [Randy] Moss in 1998. A phenomenal athlete, he will feast off the single coverage he faces opposite [Roy] Williams. Playing in a high octane offense directed by [Mike] Martz, Johnson will be an immediate impact player in Detroit.

Johnson has yet to take a professional snap, has yet to even sign a contract to be allowed to take a snap, and yet he is ranked above Hines Ward, Super Bowl MVP. Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but if they suck this much gorilla sac, that right should be forfeited.

Oh, and on what planet is Javon Walker better than Anquan Boldin? Must be the same planet where Sports Illustrated doesn't remember that Bucky Brooks was a defensive back.