Bucs Cancel Final Day Of Minicamp

The headline pretty much says it. No reason was given, which can only mean that the team is perfect right now and can't possibly improve. Or maybe Chris Simms really did finally choke Jeff Garcia to death and most of today's practice will, instead, be spent giving sobbing and incoherent statements to the local police. Or maybe Jake Plummer showed up and the co-existence of so many quarterbacks on a single roster caused a rip in the space-time continuum from which no light or 40 yard passes can escape. Or maybe Peter King showed up and just ate them all. Every one of them... the players, the coaches, the assistant video editor, Hernando. All of them.

Maybe I should go outside for a while.

UPDATE: Bruce Allen gives a much more boring explanation: cancelling today's practice was a reward for good offseason participation. *Yawn!* He could have at least thrown a vampire into the story to liven it up a bit.

Oh, he also adds that the Bucs are not interested in Donovin Darius, so they must feel pretty good about the safety position as it stands.