The Canadians Are No Dummies

Five days ago, Shaun King opened his big yapper and said that the offense of every team he signs with "gets killed". His latest team, the Hamilton Tiger-Cats, must have researched the validity of this statement and found out that it is absolutely true. They released King only 18 days after signing him. The Ticats are retaining Timmy Chang, Rocky Butler and Richie Williams. Why? Because they're not cursed.