Reggie Bush Will End The Season On Injured Reserve

Or perhaps begin it that way, depending on how soon the symptoms start becoming obvious. See, Reggie Bush is now dating noted gutterskank Kim Kardashian. She's the one that was so desperate to stop riding Paris Hilton's coattails that she made a sex tape of her own with her then-boyfriend Ray J, who I believe made Miller Lite commercials in the 70s with Bob Uecker (I'll have to check my sources on that.) Kardashian, like Hilton, has cataloged more dim stars than the Hubble telescope, and has now set her vacant gaze on Bush, who should be developing an itch right about now.

According to a Teddy's clubber, Bush and Kardashian were "grinding" and "making out" on the dance floor all night.

Is "crotchrot" one of the checkboxes on the weekly injury report?

(So sorry for the gossip-tainted post. There is literally nothing else going on in the NFL.)