Matt Millen Is Old School

When asked about the draft day rumor that Tampa Bay was going to package some picks together with Brian Kelly to trade for Calvin Johnson, Matt Millen responded:

"That came across somebody's Internet thing, whatever those things are," Millen said. "I'm not big on that stuff."

It's called a "web site", Matt. I realize that back in your day when men were men and dogs were dogs (and so were the women) that they didn't need computers or internets or even telephones and you got all your draft day information via smoke signals. And footballs were made out of lead and you played without helmets or pads or even clothes and any quarterback attempting a forward pass was immediately lynched as a homosexual. But times have changed, sir. I suggest you get familiar with the world wide web. Here's a good place to start.