Al Davis Is Desperate For Quarterback, Blood

In a move that is totally fooling every other NFL team into thinking that Oakland won't draft a quarterback, the Raiders are reportedly in talks with Tim Rattay. Because nothing screams "stable quarterback lineup" like Rattay, Andrew Walter and Josh Booty.

On a related note, has anyone heard from Aaron Brooks since the Raiders released him? I have this mental image of Brooks chained up in the Raiders dungeon as Al Davis steals his blood to try to keep himself alive long enough to see his team have a non-losing season.